I left the measuring tape on my desk. One of the guys who is my buddy at work started giving me shit about it and asked if I was knitting a sweater. He said he wanted to measure how big his head was and he literally wrapped it around his head . . . I couldn’t stop laughing. There was probably a pube on it and he was measuring his hat size wrapping it around his head like Rambo or some shit . . . if he only knew where that measuring tape had been half an hour ago. HAHA!!